Will Charlie Sheen’s Torpedo of Truth live show come to Toronto?

Will Charlie Sheen’s Torpedo of Truth live show come to Toronto?

Not long after joining Twitter and setting the Guinness world record for fastest acquisition of 1 million followers, Charlie Sheen proclaimed himself to be “bi-winning” and will soon embark on a one man show entitled Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth. The show opens on April 2 in Detroit, and will repeat in Chicago on April 3. Unsurprisingly, both shows sold out in a matter of minutes. Sheen appropriately tweeted, “Fastball; Detroit/Chicago sold out in minutes… Thanks to Sheen’s Cadre..! #WINNING c.”

Is Sheen planning on expanding the tour to include Canada and the rest of the United States? His new publicist, Larry Solters—longtime publicist Stan Rosenfield quit/was fired in February—tells us that there are no plans at the moment to bring My Violent Torpedo of Truth to Canada. Sad for local Sheenophiles, but it’s questionable if the man could even be let into the Great White North, considering his legal history. #Tigerbloodtest, anyone?

• Charlie Sheen is going on tour [People]

(Image: Crab Apple Design)