There is now a really weird Rob Ford bus tour run by a pair of mock satanists

Just when we thought the Rob Ford saga couldn’t possibly get weirder: Monday morning marked the debut of the Rofo Bus Tour, an hour-long tour of Etobicoke run by a two-man comedy troupe and mock satanic cult called Cloven Path Ministries. Decked out in a three-piece purple suit and rose-hued aviators,“Pastor” Morgan Wilkes provided the commentary during Monday’s tours, which departed from Royal York subway station and included stops at the alleged crack-smoking house at 15 Windsor Road, the schoolyard where Ford was snapped urinating in public and the infamous Esso station where Alessandro Lisi was seen putting suspicious packages in Ford’s car. The tours culminated in a casual meet-and-greet with a portly Ford impersonator who stumbled around and pretended to take swigs from a bottle of Listerine. A Toronto Star reporter who went along for the ride cited obvious plants among the passengers, including a Cloven Path acolyte called Jesus Maggot and a man on crutches who claimed to be healed by Satan (the video footage above, supposedly taken during one of the tours, raises similar suspicions). For those who’d like to see for themselves, the tours resume on December 1 and cost $20. [Toronto Star]