Dan Levy: hot or not?

Dan Levy: hot or not?

The evidence (Image: George Pimentel) 

Remember that episode of Seinfeld when Jerry dated the woman who looked gorgeous one minute and ghastly the next? Well that’s what came to mind this morning when we stumbled on photos of Dan Levy from last week’s Lainey Gossip Smut Soiree held by The Society. Actually, the first thing that came to mind was “Damn, Dan Levy looks hot,” followed swiftly by, “Wait a sec, is Dan Levy hot?”

Further photographic research reveals that, like Jerry’s aesthetically ambidextrous love interest, Levy’s looks are as back and forth as a ping-pong tournament: sometimes he’s got leading man potential, and other times, he looks more like the love child of Dilbert and Liz Lemon. With this in mind, we’re introducing a probing series aptly titled, “Dan Levy: hot or not.”

Case study No. 1: The Lainey Gossip Smut Soiree, June 26, 2010
The assessment: No trace of the Levian dweeb strain here (when your dad is Eugene Levy, dweeb DNA can be hard to kick). If anything, D.L. is erring a little too much on the side of Euro-fabulous, but hey, it’s nice to see a card-carrying couch potato with a tan and a little hair on his chest, no? We’re liking the updated faux hawk and are thrilled that he’s practising proper uni-brow maintenance.
The verdict: Dan Levy is hot.