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Miller vs. Johnson in Spectator’s first blond-off
Posted on May 2, 2008 by Douglas Bell
It works for Fox News; why can’t it work for us? We report, you decide. Whose hair is more—how to put it?—blindingly blond? The nearly minted mayor of London, Boris Johnson, or Hogtown’s own two-term pasha, David Miller? Either one would put Marilyn Monroe to shame, so we leave it to you. Who among these peroxide twins is likely to have more fun?
It’s Miller vs. Johnson in Spectator’s first ever blond-off.*
LET’S GET READY TO RUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBLLLLEEE.
* Spectator’s polling in this regard is entirely unscientific and accurate within an infinite margin, zero times out of 10.
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charley May 3, 2008 at 9:24 a.m.
Aside from the colour, Miller's thatch seems to rest more comfortably on his head-so my vote to TO mayor.
leaf May 3, 2008 at 1:45 p.m.
my vote to boris for giving andy warhol's wig a new life.
leaf May 3, 2008 at 10:47 p.m.
but seriously, if Spectator is going to have a blond-off, we are missing a challenging contender.
hint: she's famous.
jade_lee May 4, 2008 at 7:48 p.m.
My vote goes to Miller but i am bias I prefer his politics.
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